Let's face some cold hard facts, even though I loved E.T. (we all did) isn't there a small part of you that thought he was kinda creepy looking? I'm not saying that he was scary or anything, but if you stared at him long enough he sort of looked like a really tall slug creature with a hammerhead shark skull (I'm right, think about it).
But now there is something even more frightening available for Pre-Order, a glove made to look like E.T's hand that lights up and (shudder) can be used to act out particular scenes from that Elliot/E.T slash fiction you're always downloading.
I don't know about you but this has "Bad Touch" written all over it.
Source: Topless Robot
