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Once again, at Smallville Sociopath High, the ugly/different/weird kid that was tortured by the jocks gets hot…and vengeful.
This time it’s Abby, who went from uggo to smokin’ thanks to her mom’s plastic surgery by way of Kryptonite.
A senior year to remember indeed…
The Random:
1. Lois is going back to high school to fulfill course requirements. Clearly her dad is sending her to the wrong school for that.
2. Apparently, medical licenses are given out in Smallville on a “most crazy, first served” basis because decisions are clearly not based on ethics or standards.
3. Uh oh, Chloe just realized Clark and Lois share an attraction. Cue the whining in 3…2…
The Awesome:
1. Seeing Clark play football and acting like a real teenager having fun is a welcome departure from the woe is me guy we’ve been used to. He’s no Eli Manning at quarterback, but he’ll do.
2. So it seems Lex knows of Jason’s family and you can already tell there’s a rivalry brewing. For now it’s over Lana, but it’ll probably be over Clark soon enough.
3. Lois once again beats the hell out of someone, a refreshing change from the uselessness we’ve seen from Lana for over three years, “ninja” lessons notwithstanding.
The WTF?!:
1. So not only is Lana dating an older guy in Jason Teague, but he’s also on the faculty as the football coach. Because that school doesn’t have even scandals to deal with.
2. Well, it’s not a scene in Smallville High without illicit computer hacking, breaking and entering, or sexual promiscuity, now is it? Why do they have hall passes if there’s no one in the halls to monitor students going into the showers and hooking up?
3. Gotta love the way Lana sees a giant mirror falling towards her and doesn’t try and get out of the way, choosing instead to just scream and hold her hands up. And how are they going to explain why she was alone in a hidden room of the school?
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Once again, at Smallville Sociopath High, the ugly/different/weird kid that was tortured by the jocks gets hot…and vengeful.This time it’s Abby, who went from uggo to smokin’ thanks to her mom’s plastic surgery by way of Kryptonite.
A senior year to remember indeed…
The Random:
1. Lois is going back to high school to fulfill course requirements. Clearly her dad is sending her to the wrong school for that.
2. Apparently, medical licenses are given out in Smallville on a “most crazy, first served” basis because decisions are clearly not based on ethics or standards.
3. Uh oh, Chloe just realized Clark and Lois share an attraction. Cue the whining in 3…2…
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Clark's mating dance needs a bit of work... |
The Awesome:
1. Seeing Clark play football and acting like a real teenager having fun is a welcome departure from the woe is me guy we’ve been used to. He’s no Eli Manning at quarterback, but he’ll do.
2. So it seems Lex knows of Jason’s family and you can already tell there’s a rivalry brewing. For now it’s over Lana, but it’ll probably be over Clark soon enough.
3. Lois once again beats the hell out of someone, a refreshing change from the uselessness we’ve seen from Lana for over three years, “ninja” lessons notwithstanding.
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“Relax, the Torch won’t take away from other classes because, well, there are none.” |
The WTF?!:
1. So not only is Lana dating an older guy in Jason Teague, but he’s also on the faculty as the football coach. Because that school doesn’t have even scandals to deal with.
2. Well, it’s not a scene in Smallville High without illicit computer hacking, breaking and entering, or sexual promiscuity, now is it? Why do they have hall passes if there’s no one in the halls to monitor students going into the showers and hooking up?
3. Gotta love the way Lana sees a giant mirror falling towards her and doesn’t try and get out of the way, choosing instead to just scream and hold her hands up. And how are they going to explain why she was alone in a hidden room of the school?
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“I changed who I am and I’m not ugly anymore! Score one for the bullies!” |
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