I often wish that I could combine my two favorite activities: pissing in a small pool of hot water while powerful jets disperse my urine into other people's private parts and taking a leisurely ride in a wooden boat where I have to refrain myself from the overwhelming urge to Natalie Wood my fellow passengers.
And thanks to Hot Tube Boats now I can.
While this fantastic advancement in luxury is still in the beginning stage ($TBA) I truly believe that with enough planning and financial backing (Kickstarter anyone?) my dream of riding around a lake while sitting in a vat of warm bacterial filth is only a few months away.
Just think how awesome boating will finally be?
God I love technology.
Source: Uncrate
