The hunt for Chloe Sullivan begins as Lois and Clark fight off a T-1000 knockoff and the arrival of General Sam Lane, while Lana returns from her misadventures in Paris.And don’t think Lionel being in prison ends his feud with Lex...
The Random:
1. All generals by Executive Order of the President of the United States of America must smoke cigars at all times.
2. Oh, joy, Lana’s back in Smallville and making friends with Lois. This can only be good for Clark.
3. First Lex had an obsession with computer simulations of the car crash that involved Clark, now he’s got one with the plane incident. I’m sure there’s a fetish site on this.
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General Sam Lane: Smoking himself patriotic. |
The Awesome:
1. Lionel is in prison, but cannot be stopped from making overt death threats towards his own son. While doing push ups. He just doesn’t care, does he?
2. Lois is the one character on the show who just says what she means. No whining, no moping, no passive aggressive emo crap, just straight-from-her-very-fine-hips shooting.
3. Lionel’s shower had a little interruption by way of a would-be assassin sent by Lex. Good thing he didn’t drop the soap.
1. Lionel is in prison, but cannot be stopped from making overt death threats towards his own son. While doing push ups. He just doesn’t care, does he?
2. Lois is the one character on the show who just says what she means. No whining, no moping, no passive aggressive emo crap, just straight-from-her-very-fine-hips shooting.
3. Lionel’s shower had a little interruption by way of a would-be assassin sent by Lex. Good thing he didn’t drop the soap.
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“Lex, I’ve got like 200 more of these to do. THEN I can threaten to kill you again. Be patient.” |
The WTF?!:
1. So we can add cemeteries to places people can just do whatever they want at in Smallville when Lois—in broad daylight—digs up Chloe’s grave to see if Clark’s right about her being alive. And then has a fight with an assassin. And Lana.
2. Even for Smallville, the explanation as to how Chloe survived the explosion is pretty damn far fetched—even though we saw the house explode just as Chloe closed the door, somehow Lex’s people swept them down into secret tunnels under the house all in less than a second?
3. So not only does Smallville have a T-1000 wannabe trying to kill people, they also have him defeated in pretty much the same way? Way to be original, guys.
1. So we can add cemeteries to places people can just do whatever they want at in Smallville when Lois—in broad daylight—digs up Chloe’s grave to see if Clark’s right about her being alive. And then has a fight with an assassin. And Lana.
2. Even for Smallville, the explanation as to how Chloe survived the explosion is pretty damn far fetched—even though we saw the house explode just as Chloe closed the door, somehow Lex’s people swept them down into secret tunnels under the house all in less than a second?
3. So not only does Smallville have a T-1000 wannabe trying to kill people, they also have him defeated in pretty much the same way? Way to be original, guys.
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| “Guys, you’ll never believe how I got out!” “You’re right, Chloe. Because it’s bull$#!t.” |
