Clark’s secret is accidentally uncovered by one of the hottest girls we’ve ever seen on the show who just happens to have powers of her own.Naturally, she’s also a scary borderline sociopath, but, hey, I’m not picky.
The Random:
1. Clark meets Alicia in an elevator on a school trip. I met an old lady who insisted on telling me about her cats. Not fair.
2. Papa Kent is cross with Clark for having Alicia in his room, but secretly we know he’s thinking, “Nice work, kiddo. Go get some.”
3. Just once, it’d be nice if the hot love du jour didn’t wind up being an unhinged whackjob, just for kicks. Well, so long as they don’t stop trying to kill Lana, because that’s always amusing.
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“Sorry, Lana, you know the rules. I’m obligated to try and kill you.” |
1. Alicia wins the episode, possibly the season, for showing up in Clark’s bedroom half naked. Some people would say half clothed, but I’m an optimist. Either way, I need a cigarette…
2. It’s always good when Lex sees someone having a problem and confidently explains that he’ll take care of it. No elaboration, no wasted words, just a nod of the head and a little, “Don’t worry about it.” He’s like the Wolf in Pulp Fiction.
3. For the second episode in a row, Clark not only comes up with a pretty good plan to stop the bad guy, but also pulls his own ass out of the fire. Way to step up.
The WTF?!:
1. Lana “Don’t Keep Secrets, It Makes Me Cry” Lang decides to rifle through Adam’s stuff instead of going to the authorities and then gets mad that Adam has a diary with his observations of HER. Riiiiiight. That OK, though, it turns out Lionel’s behind him being in Smallville in the first place, so expect shit to blow up real soon…
2. Clark gets the green light on a 3-0 count again from a willing and able girl…and he bunts. Foul. Crazy or not, CK, take a swing and play ball.
3. I really need to see the explanation they give to the cops about Alicia. “Uh, yeah, keep her in a lead-lined room because she can teleport otherwise.” I can just imagine them taking that advice seriously.
2. It’s always good when Lex sees someone having a problem and confidently explains that he’ll take care of it. No elaboration, no wasted words, just a nod of the head and a little, “Don’t worry about it.” He’s like the Wolf in Pulp Fiction.
3. For the second episode in a row, Clark not only comes up with a pretty good plan to stop the bad guy, but also pulls his own ass out of the fire. Way to step up.
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| "Dad, this isn’t what it looks like. She was just polishing it and it went off!” |
The WTF?!:
1. Lana “Don’t Keep Secrets, It Makes Me Cry” Lang decides to rifle through Adam’s stuff instead of going to the authorities and then gets mad that Adam has a diary with his observations of HER. Riiiiiight. That OK, though, it turns out Lionel’s behind him being in Smallville in the first place, so expect shit to blow up real soon…
2. Clark gets the green light on a 3-0 count again from a willing and able girl…and he bunts. Foul. Crazy or not, CK, take a swing and play ball.
3. I really need to see the explanation they give to the cops about Alicia. “Uh, yeah, keep her in a lead-lined room because she can teleport otherwise.” I can just imagine them taking that advice seriously.
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Clark. Dude. Seriously. C’mon! |
