Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S3E11: Delete

Clark, Lana, the Kents and pretty much everyone else compete to be the Manchurian Candidate to kill Chloe for her meddling. Who’s behind it? Our good old friends at the Summerholt Neurological Institute.

At least that annoying Ryan kid isn’t around to bring the episode down this time…

The Random:
1. First up in the Kill Chloe Sweepstakes: Clark Kent, scoring style points for wrecking Smallville’s 852nd truck in three seasons. Even Sheriff Adams makes note of his family’s vehicular history.

2. Adam is apparently secretly Batman. Martial arts, computer skills, suaveness with the ladies. And, c’mon, who played Batman? Adam West. Coincidence? I think not.

3. The emails being sent from “Brainwave” are a nice little nod to a classic DC villain that used to plague the Justice Society. This one’s way hotter though.

She sure beats a bald old guy in a green robe ANYday.

1. And there it is, our first mention of the illustrious Lois Lane and it turns out she’s none other than Chloe’s cousin.

2. The Lana/Chloe girl fight is just plain brutal, though it needed more nudity. And cowbell. Definitely more cowbell.

3. Papa Kent gives Clark a Kryptonite beatdown in the Kents vs. Clark and Chloe tag team title match. But Chloe wins by kicking people in the face and dumping bales of hay on everyone. She’ll be defending at Wrestlemania.

1. Lana attacks a fellow classmate with an axe and kicks her ass across two floors and four rooms of the school and gets suspended? Geez, what’s an expulsion take?!

2. A guy treats Lana nicely and how does she respond? By whining and bitching her way through life as usual. Remind me why guys put up with her?

3. They never really do fully explain Molly’s abilities. Is she just smart? Is it all in the computers? Does she have an inherent ability to control minds, too? Eh, since she’s so hot I guess we’re expected to just overlook that.