This is a random post about a cereal I used to devour by the boatload when I was in Junior High.
Yes, I know that a pop culture journalist writing about a cereal she ate twenty-four years ago could be construed as lazy but hey, The Swedish Chef was the spokesperson for it and The Muppets are hot right now so suck on it bitches.
I remember really enjoying the cinnamon taste and that I used to lace it with extra sugar so that I could reach the perfect zenith of a cereal high that would keep me energized for a few hours before I would crash into a coma around one o'clock pm.
When Post discontinued Croonchy Stars I was crushed, but then I remembered that if I drank several Jolt Colas one right after the other I could maintain the special mania that I so craved (high sugar cereals and Jolt cola were my gateway drugs to the hallucinogenic pharmaceuticals that I so very much loved during the America Online decade).
Perhaps with the new Muppet movie doing so well they will re-release Croonchy Stars and I can once again eat them while watching Saved by the Bell.
Commercial after the break.
Source: Neato Coolville
