This morning I accidentally put in the wrong K-cup in my Keurig and ended up drinking Wild Mountain Blueberry instead of Dark French Roast. I mean, yeah, it was totally my fault for not paying attention but I was engrossed in this Facebook Snark chain started by a friend of mine to belittle another friend who is still seriously considering buying the Xbox One over the Playstation 4 even though he knows the PS4 will be a better console and who the hell in this house bought Wild Mountain Blueberry coffee anyway?
So now I have the taste of this fruit coffee lingering in my mouth and I'm completely out of Listerine Strips and even though I could just brush my teeth again with the Aquafresh Extreme Clean toothpaste, I just don't have the energy.
I should really call my doctor because I totally think I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome (even though it's so 90s).
Oh yeah, there's this Twitter Feed called Middle Class Problems, I don't know what it's about but I think it's funny or something.
After the break are some examples.
Oh great, I dropped my iPhone. I swear to god, if the face is shattered I'm calling in sick to work...seriously, how much trauma can one person deal with in a day?
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