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| Take Me Home Today...I May Ruin The Couch , But At Least Your Crippling Loneliness Will Be Eviscerated |
After losing my dear old asshole cat a couple of months ago to old age, I am starting to feel safe around my house, which is difficult for me to handle considering that for the past twelve years I have had to negotiate my way through surprise attacks that left my feet and ankles ripped to bloody pieces, suffer from occasional suffocation attempts that were caused when she sat on my face while I was sleeping and piles and piles of vomit strategically placed in areas around my house that she knew I would be entering barefoot.
And to now, all of a sudden, know true peace and harmony in the place where my husband, my long-suffering dog and I dwell, well, it's kind of frightening.
So naturally, I'm thinking about adopting another cat that will most likely turn out to be crazy and/or murderous. And although I do this knowing full well that I will end up yelling at an animal who openly loathes me, I don't care, I love those manipulative demon beasts.
And so do the folks from the Tenth Life Cat Rescue who put out a great adoption commercial that will surely get a few people to pony up some cash and take home a friendly-at-first feline who will then proceed to terrorize their new owners until said owners become subservient to their cat masters...which, of course is how it is supposed to be.
Video after the break.
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