Full Disclosure: I watch porn. Not everyday or anything, but I have Cinemax and well, that's pretty much the only thing on it that's watchable, so yeah, I'll spend a few minutes of my life watching Skin to the Max and enjoy beautiful people doing things to other beautiful people...then I take a nap.
But I know that for some people the temptation to put porn on a permanent loop can sometimes be so great that their entire lives are at the mercy of some couple doing it and they really want some help to overcome the addiction...however, I'm pretty sure that the religious-based Every Young Man's Battle is not the way to go as it is severely more creepy that watching a marathon of soft-core pornography about grandparents slamming one another in a nursing home.
For starters there's a Ginger Michael Bublé who looks as if he's about to burst into song during one part of the trailer while an oddly upbeat song begins and ends suddenly. There's a really weird Ned Flanders-type who has a porn/molester mustache who seems to want boys to call him DAY OR NIGHT (and at the end when Ginger Michael Bublé goes to his house, the door shuts behind him really slowly which makes you think that GMB might have been better off wacking it to internet porn that showing up to this guy's house in the middle of the night (and what's with the lyrics "innnsiiiide ooouut" playing over the slowly closing door? Is the kid about to be turned inside out?...shudder).
Also, all the editing is weird, they call beer "Buzz Juice" and nothing makes sense. So, you should probably watch it several times in a row in order to appreciate just how FUCKING OFF-PUTTING this whole thing is.
God, I need to watch some porn just to cleanse myself of this video.
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