August 15, 2013
Dear Diary,
I did not know that today would be the day that the world would bleed and demons would crawl out from the crevices of the earth to feast upon the flesh and bones of humankind. I just thought that the weather was bad.
But maybe we had this coming. I mean we celebrate reality TV stars like Honey Boo Boo and The Duck Dynasty family, we have allowed education to be downgraded to the point where kids are graduating high school without knowing how to participate in critical or abstract thinking (but they can color in the correct A, B, C or D answer on a test, yay!) and then Right Said Fred reunited in order to turn their I'm Too Sexy song into I'm Too Smurfy and well diary, you know the rest.
So now I'm hiding in my basement waiting until the inevitable happens and I am devoured by Cthulhu or whomever.
Fucking Right Said Fred.... (crap, gotta go, I think I just heard groaning coming from above...)
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