I'm a girl who has never once worn a bikini for a myriad of reasons, the first being that I don't think my ass and/or beer gut would look fetching in one. However, if I were to say, contract a mild case of the swine flu (or something similar) that whittled my zaftig body down to waifish proportions, I would most definitely slither into this Evil Dead/Book of the Dead bikini and then promptly begin making swallowing jokes.
'Cause that's how I roll.
If you are interested in buying one for yourself (or a friend) then click HERE to go to the BloodLust Productions Etsy site.
If you took one look at the bikini, longed to fit into as I did, and then shoved a snack cake into your gaping maw to curb your self-loathing, click HERE for a conciliatory prize.
Damn you delicious beer and a body that eschews exercise!
After the break is a trailer for the original Evil Dead when it was called The Book of the Dead just because.
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