(The following is the actual conversation I had with my computer upon seeing the trailer for Resident Evil 6)
Oh my God...Oh My God! It's Leon, Chris and....holy crap, is that Ashley?
Yes! Muthaf*ckers! Yes!
When? When? November?
SON OF A BITCH!
(This tantrum was followed by weeping and then dribbling urine into my panties)
