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| by Elizabeth Weitz |
Well, for the inmates of Litchfield federal Prison, high school is exactly where they are at...in all it's bloody glory. And in this episode, the high school metaphor begins with a single incident; when a picture of an inmate's vagina (probably one of the most graphic "pussy pics" ever taken) ends up on a website dedicated to Prison Poon and, subsequently, lands on the desk of the Never-Ever-Helpful-Warden-Flunky/Assistant Principal Natalie Figueroa (Alysia Reiner) who is not amused by the fact that someone is turning the prison into their own personal Twat Town, or so she explains to Caputo (Nick Sandow), King of the prison guards.
For Healy (Michael Harney) who is already having a tough morning, his day got just a bit worse because that damn vajayjay.
First, the picture ends up in his mailbox all Photoshopped into a Wanted poster (complete with a moustache) and knowing that it is going to be his job to figure out how this picture was taken (either with or without the inmate's knowledge), means he is going to have to actually put in some work, something he is not in the mood for (which, of course, means that EVERYBODY on the block needs to talk to him...NOW).
And now, every one's favorite guard/teacher is about to lose his cool (all he wanted was a quiet day...geez).
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