Smallville: Random, Awesome and WTF?! - S3E06: Relic

So it turns out Kryptonians have been treating Smallville the way Amish folk treat the outside world during rumspringa since at least the 1960s.

Things must really suck on Krypton if they’re hitting up Kansas to prove a point.


The Random:
1. We find out that not only was Lana’s great aunt murdered in some sort of love quadrangle, but was also kind of slutty. Was her family ever drama free?

2. Clark’s grandparents sheltering and abetting Jor El in the past raises the question of whether Jonathan and Martha finding Clark was an accident after all…

3. Seeing Chloe’s midriff and bra bearing outfit in the hallways of Smallville High really makes me wish I went there. Zod bless the lax dress code.

1. I don’t know whose idea it was to have half this episode set in 1961, but bravo. It also helps that 1961 Lana is insanely hot with none of the annoyances we’re used to.

2. Mayor Cancer Man is back and Clark totally pulls a Ghost of Christmas Past mind$%#& to get him to confess his crimes.

3. Lex starts piecing thing together about Lionel’s role in his grandparents’ deaths and it’s only a matter of time before Luthor shenanigans are afoot.

1. Pete is unnecessarily skeptical with Clark considering how much he knows about his origins and how much he’s seen over the years.

2. You’d think after Dr. Dick almost blew up, they’d have put some tight security up at the caves. And in doing so, you’d think incorrectly.

3. It’s never really explained why exactly the superbly technically advanced Kryptonians slum it in the asscrack of the American Midwest as a rite of passage, now is it?