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| This is my favorite part of music festivals |
The last music festival I went to was in the late nineties (Lilith Fair) where I spent a majority of the day in a public toilet suffering from diarrhea due to food poisoning. I would have gone home but unfortunately I drove to the festival with friends who believed that there was nothing wrong with forcing a fellow human being to shoot fire from her ass in a boiling microwave of a port-a-potty while total strangers banged on a plastic door and yelled obscenities at her until the sun went down.
Needless to say, that was the last time I engaged in musical appreciation with legions of people.
Now, before any of you starts to argue that I'm missing out on some kind of spiritual experience by avoiding music festivals, take a gander at CollegeHumor's take on what these so-called celebrations are really like.
And then spend a moment or two pondering the extreme discomfort one must go through when shitting for four hours straight only to realize they have run out of toilet paper after hour two.
Yeah, that really happened.
Video after the break.
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