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KID STEALS DAD'S CAR TO AVOID CHURCH...Now Why Didn't I Think Of That?

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You Can't Force Me To Enjoy the Lord

As a kid I didn't enjoy spending my Saturdays (or Sundays for that matter...mixed religion makes for a lot of weekends lost) cooped up in a hot room being told that everything I did was wrong and if I only memorized various bible passages or the Torah I would be chosen or awesome or whatever.

But go I did, and as a result I have a healthy hatred for organized religion.

But perhaps if I made a break for it in my dad's car back when I was seven (like the kid in the video below), I might have avoided years of mental torture and the fear that having sex before marriage made me dirty.

I bow down before you kid, you are my hero.

Video after the break.

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