This is as mindlessly simple and fun as Deadpool himself.
Who is Deadpool?
A disfigured and mentally unstable mercenary, known as the "Merc with a Mouth", is famous for his talkative nature.
Ingredients
- 1/4 lb sashimi grade tuna
- 1/2 cup prepared sushi rice
- 1 sheet nori
Grab half a cup of sushi rice. If you don't happen to have any sitting around, use the recipe after the jump. I apologize in advance for how much delicious rice you're about to consume. You can pretend it's healthy by telling everyone it's gluten free.
Shape your half a cup of sushi rice into an oval.
Grab your sheet of nori. Cut out an oval the same shape as your rice. Carefully cut it in half, then cut out two eye holes. Put it on top of your rice. Gosh, it already looks like Deadpool's belt buckle. Just one more step.
Carefully cut your sashimi grade tuna into strips the same width as your rice. Wrap them around the exterior. Slap one of those suckers down the middle while you're at it.
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Gosh. Unlike Deadpool himself, that's good enough to eat.
Serve it on a dark, bloody puddle of teriyaki laced with sweet Thai chili sauce.
Learn how to make Sushi Rice after the jump!
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