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YANKEE CANDLES Gets Manly...And No, They Don't Have Smegma-Scented Tea Lights

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Yankee Candles has always been the mainstay for the ladies who want nothing more in this life than to be surrounded by the smell of Buttercream Frosting, but now the purveyors of smells have decided to appeal to the dudes (who might enjoy taking a horrendously foul shit among the smell-alike scents of a football) by releasing a line of candles that will bring out his sensitive side.

Granted, if you are a man who has dated a Yankee Candle fan you have probably ended up owning the  Drakkar Noir-version called Midsummer's Night:


(and if you have, I apologize that you have had to smell the 80's for 30-odd years) 

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