You know how everyone jokes about your drinking problem (and by joking I mean staging an intervention)?
Well, wouldn't it be hilarious to play bartender at your next get-together and mix up a batch of highly potent martinis with the Sasquatch Cocktail Shaker, which will hold up to 110 oz. of whatever bottle of gin you have on hand (and yes, I mean it will hold an entire bottle of gin)?
Oh the laughs.
And, best of all, you can have this ginormous ode to your little "problem" engraved with up to 5 lines of prose!
Which means, you can permanently etch each of your various rehab stays on a cocktail shaker as a testament to your own power of denial.
It'll be a real hit at your next AA meeting.
Source: Incredible Things