I'm lucky. I'm a writer who works from home so if I show up to the kitchen table/work space loaded, well, it only affects me (and, quite possibly my readers). So yeah, there's a chance I might just take up Mama Walker on her incredibly inappropriate Breakfast Booze selections of Blueberry Pancakes, Maple-Glazed Bacon and Glazed Donut.
Not that I support drinking at 7am to smooth over all the self-doubt and loathing that one feels for themselves at that time of day when the rest of the world is seemingly accomplishing something with their lives while I am wearing footy-pajamas and looking at cat videos...wait, why did I make that about me?
Anyway, these bottles of flavored liquors might seem a bit sad for the morning, but you could always have a breakfast-styled dinner party for friends and load them up on headache-inducing booze while serving a variety of omelets and pastries.
That could be nice.
Or, you could drink a few bottles in a closet while crying about your pathetic life.
You know, which ever works for you.
Source: Foodiggity
