Yes it's true that licking a lollipop can make you look like a whore but there's no reason to turn down a sucker just because you appear to be seducing every person in the world by enjoying one.
Especially when that hardened sugar sweet looks like the eyeball of a demon creature.
That's right, you can safely suck to heart's content now that your choice of treats reminds those, who once imagined you doing unsavory things to their nether region, that you could very well be, a cannibal.
A Win-Win situation if you ask me
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