I never understood when people would finish eating a bowl of cereal (I'm talking about good cereal here, not that raisin bran crap) yet leave the goodness of cereal milk untouched.
I mean, how can you even think of not flushing that sugar-tainted cow drink down your gullet? That's the best fucking part of the entire concept of eating dry food in a bowl...the delicious breakfast gazpacho left over, it's like a liquid kiss from the food gods for Christ sake!
But the creators of Cow Wow know what I'm talking about, considering they made an entire milk product that tastes just like the dregs of Fruit Loops and Cocoa Pebbles that you can pour into a glass.
Yeah, that's right, you can drink cereal milk WHENEVER YOU DAMN WELL PLEASE!
Am I excited?
You betcha.
And, since you can order this miracle of food and drink in one by the case, it's perfectly fine to horde it down in your basement for the End Times (it needs no refrigeration).
Life just can't get any better.
Source: Foodiggity