Look, I don't care about all the scientific who-ha about why the application of this robotic monster is justified. I just know that the US Navy wants to put this in our oceans where they will assimilate themselves quite nicely before turning on us and manipulating every Great White in the ocean to attack humans on command.
And if that happens, it will cripple the coastal economy and force people to spend their vacations at a lake...A FRAKKING LAKE!
And there's no margaritas at a lake ladies and gentlemen, just cases of O'Douls non-alcoholic beer and hours upon hours of Chinese Checkers games with your family.
No beachy drinks, no waves lapping on your skin, no relaxation. Oh yeah, those big robot jellyfish are only after one thing:
To ruin your vacation.
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