Joe "Purity Ring" Jonas and his girlfriend Blanda Eggenschwiler have apparently filmed a hardcore BDSM sex tape while they were on vacation in Argentina.
And while it physically pains me to say this out loud, I'm kinda looking forward to seeing it for reasons best left between me and my therapist.
The tape (which a rep for Joe Jonas has vehemently denies exists) contains acts (according to Gawker) that read like poorly written Jonas Bros. slash fiction:
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