Relationships are a tricky business. I mean, we are all looking for that special someone out there who can make all our dreams come true on some Utopian level that doesn't exist and when we realize this, we spend our remaining years together, tormenting each other until there is nothing left of us but a husk of a human being.
Now that is real love.
But for some people, human contact doesn't quite live up to our expectations, not the way that a pool toy can (what with the squeaking and it's pliable nature).
Take Mark, for instance, a 20 year-old college student who has 15 blow-up pool toys who make him very happy and....oh god, just watch it will you?
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