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START YOUR DAY OFF RIGHT With A Heaping Bowl of SexCereal...I Mean, Even Your Nether Region Needs A Reason to "Get Up" In the Morning Right?

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If you are one of the millions of people looking to make sexy time with your partner but you lose interest after realizing that there's some really good stuff left in your Netflix Que, then maybe you should think about making SexCereal a part of your morning ritual.

What is SexCereal you ask?

Well, it's a gender-based concoction of fiber, Omega 3-6, iron and probably deer penis (I'm not too sure about that part) that will help stimulate your area and make it virtually impossible for you to not jump on top of your loved one and force them to perform sex acts against their will.
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