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| I Will Swallow Your Soul...With Butter |
As someone who lived in Savannah for many years, I remember when a normal Paula Deen had a charming little restaurant on Congress Street, populated by average-sized humans beings looking for a quick nosh before heading back to work. Fast forward a bit and Ms. Deen's Lady and Sons now has tourist buses unloading in front of her ode to gluttony where the line of people using over-sized walkers in order to make waiting for expensive chicken parts easier on the knees, wraps around the corner.
So yeah, I kinda think she sold her soul to Satan and ruined a perfectly nice corner near where I used to work.
Furthermore, I truly believe that when she is home with friends (i.e-other famous people who sacrifice toddlers to appease the Dark Lord), her dinner parties are a lot like the following video.
Am I bitter because she is rich and famous?
Well, yeah, but I'm too much of an asshole to admit that out loud so I resort to personal attacks.
What do you want from me?
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