They (whoever the hell They are) say that reading to your kids (even those that have just exited out of your hoo-ha) helps to kick start their little brains and, if read to repeatedly throughout the first years of their life, could make them less stupid when they enter school or have a conversation with me (which, by the way, would be lovely).
But why limit their baby education to just numbers, colors and the alphabet when there's a perfectly good Hip Hop Board Book out on the market that will teach them the finer points of break dancing, graffiti and DJ-ing.
You know, stuff they will really need, like, say for instance: Learning to Rhyme
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