I really hate children's beauty pageants for a myriad of reasons (namely due to the fact that I'm uncomfortable watching 7-year-olds parade around like highly coiffed PTA mothers in a wealthy Southern school district) but this particular mother/daughter combo have truly outdone themselves on the scary-meter.
If you can make it through this impressive barrel of offal without wanting to burn your eyes out with bleach then you are a much stronger human than I.
Before watching the video below you might want to take this moment and embrace the fact that before today you never had to know the phrase: "Special Juice" or "Pageant Crack" in your life...you're gonna miss that innocence.
Video after the break.
Source: The Nerdist
