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IT SMELLS JUST LIKE TEEN SPIRIT: Candles Specifically Created For Nerdy, Nostalgia-Driven Dudes

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Okay, I'll admit it, I'm one of those chicks that likes scented candles because they're kinda romantic and I look really good in the flickering light of a flame scented like warm laundry out of a dryer.

And you know what? So does my husband who, although he won't admit it, seems to enjoy hovering by one every time he farts (as if the smell of cotton can mask the rotten egg stink emitted by his lower half).

But now, there's no need for dudes like my husband to feel ashamed by their love of hot scented wax thanks, in part, to a set of candles created specifically for dudes who want to re-create certain lost memories from their youth.


There's: Retro Arcade which smells like candy, pizza, and a pocket full of quarters, Middle Earth which you would assume would smell like a basement filled with D and D players but actually has the scent of grass, rolling farmland, and bright blue sky, Space which is scented like Ozone and hope for a peaceful federation and finally there's Teen Spirit which encompasses the the smell of freshly applied deodorant that you put on in your parent's bathroom each morning before high school.

See, it's just like girl candles only none of them smell like grandma's house.

Burn on my lucky friend.

Source: Geek Alerts

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