IF YOU HAPPEN TO BE ALONE On Valentine's Day, Don't Be Sad, Taco Bell Is Releasing A Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco In A Few Weeks...See, It's All Going to Be Okay

For those of you who nearly shit your pants when Taco Bell released the Doritos Locos Taco last year (Oh who am I kidding? It's Taco Bell, of course you shit yourself), word on the street says that the fast food chain is about to unleash the Cool Ranch flavor that all the stoned kids are craving on March 7th.

So you might want to add the date on the calendar (just like you do for the McRib) so as you can be one of the first people to eat a horrible tasting food stuffed with grade Z meat- just like God intended.

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