Clark (Tom Welling) and company learn the real deal about the Lex clone that Tess (Cassidy Freeman) has been harboring—he’s not just a clone of Lex; half of his DNA came from Clark. How many seasons did I spend claiming the two of them had more than a “friendship?”
Your apologies are now being accepted.
The Random:
1. Anyone else think Lex and Clark’s secret lovechild, Clex (Lucas Grabeel), would have been less dorky? I know I sure did. Yeah, yeah, I know they call him Conner, like in the comics where he’s a clone of the same origins, but I’m going with Clex anyway.
2. You know what runs in the family, apparently? Fiery eyejaculation, that’s what. Clex got that one from his father…uh, the Kryptonian one.
3. One of Clark’s first lessons—after saying, “Hey, don’t set my wife to be on fire with your perverted eye beams,” that is—should have been, “Don’t wear any red jewelry. It’s never good.”
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Clex, that’s your kind of mom you’re eyeing like that. I think. When did the Kents move to West Virginia? |