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ICELANDIC AMBIENT-ROCK BAND SIGUR RÓS Releases A Scented Candle...Now You Can Enjoy the Great Smell of Whatever While Watching Their Naked Shai Labeouf Video

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Tonight is an evening dedicated to love so why not light a few Vardelur candles created by the Icelandic band Sigur Rós which, according to their website, smells like "...THE SMOKY, SLIGHTLY BRINY SMELL OF A FLOTSAM CAMPFIRE ON A DISTANT BLACK BEACH UNDER A WAN MIDNIGHT SUN. AND, MOST RECENTLY, THE SMELL OF SIGUR ROS'S STUDIO, WHILE THEY GO ABOUT THE QUASI-MYSTICAL BUSINESS OF MAKING THE MAGIC HAPPEN. SPECIALLY DEVELOPED TO THE BAND'S OLFACTORY SPECIFICATIONS, THIS CANDLE BURNS FOR 35 EVOCATIVE HOURS OF "INSTANT ICELAND", OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT".

Wow, that sounds so romantic.

And while you and your love muffin relax by the glow of candles which emit a faint fish smell, feel free to put the Fjögur píanó video on a loop so you can make sweet love to one another at the same time a naked Shai Labeouf gets his jolly's off with some morose blond chick.

Love can't get any better than that am I right?

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