Thanks to MC Double Def DP, I never pulled out a floppy disc and tried to steal important racing games off the library computers at McMinnville Middle School (I did however steal magazines, there wasn't a video on that). I mean, if I wasn't subjected to anti-piracy propaganda as an impressionable tween, just think how jam-packed with illegally downloaded books, movies and games my computer would be (WHICH IT ISN'T, SO QUIT TRYING TO LOOK).
It's a good thing that Big Brother spent tons of tax-dollars putting me on the straight-and-narrow so that I could grow up to be a productive member of society and not some douche bag who spends her days writing about twenty-year old PSA's for a website while wearing sweatpants and smelling like burnt cheese.
Yes-sir, it's certainly a good thing.
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