What you are about to see is a news interview with a women and a homeless hitchhiker named Kai who were involved in a tussle with a racist Jesus who decided to pin an electric company worker between his car and the lady's work truck because she was black.
Apparently, Jesus (who has no idea that he, himself is dark complected due to hailing from the Middle-East originally) is a huge douche who also likes to give assault-style bear hugs to women who are only trying to help those people who get hurt when the Lord and Savior of gentiles bum rushes African-Americans.
But thank Chewbacca that Kai was on the scene WITH A HATCHET and a cartoon-like ability to tell the tale of his stand off to a news agency so that we, an appreciative audience can turn this story into an auto-tuned dance track in the near future.
And yes, the woman who was almost killed by The King of Kings is doing fine...although Jesus is in custody and will probably get crucified by the facts when this inevitably goes to trial.
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