I know that in this day and age, the best way to show your ungrateful hell spawn how much you love them is to hand over your debit card and pin number and hope that they don't wipe you out financially.
But perhaps there's another way to garner praise from your little succubi without watching your credit score plummet. Like, maybe, by spending an afternoon of bonding over cardboard, decorative paper and highly sniffable glue to create a fantabulous rocket ship that will surely make the little ones happy for ten minutes.
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