Dear Hollywood,I am partial to a touch of illegal downloading, especially when it comes to certain overpriced computer software, but when my friend casually mentioned watched Django Unchained in the comfort of his (or her) own bed I was shocked.
I was all agasp like a Victorian woman who had glimpsed a man's kneecap before marriage and teatime.
For starters it hasn't even been released in the UK yet, (it has to get shipped to the UK via whale, or boat, or pigeon carrier, or whatever stupid reason the distributors have for staggering its release onto British shores) but there is something about the release of an important film that demands cinema attendance.
By important, I mean Oscar Nominated. Obviously.
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