It’s the 200th episode of Smallville—and 200th entry of this little column, of course—and Clark heads to his five year high school reunion and gets a visit from Brainiac 5, straight from the future.
How there’s enough of a class to even attend the reunion between all the deaths and arrests is a mystery that sadly goes unaddressed…
The Random:
1. So the guidance counselor is batcrap crazy at Smallville High. That explains oodles and oodles, now doesn’t it?
2. You have to appreciate the running joke that no one remembers Lois as a student considering that in the one season they tried putting her in Smallville High, she was MIA more often than the student body usually was.
3. Clark is Homecoming King on the virtue of a football victory. Can it really be that not a single graduate ever went on to do anything worthwhile from that class? Wow.
Read more »How there’s enough of a class to even attend the reunion between all the deaths and arrests is a mystery that sadly goes unaddressed…
The Random:
1. So the guidance counselor is batcrap crazy at Smallville High. That explains oodles and oodles, now doesn’t it?
2. You have to appreciate the running joke that no one remembers Lois as a student considering that in the one season they tried putting her in Smallville High, she was MIA more often than the student body usually was.
3. Clark is Homecoming King on the virtue of a football victory. Can it really be that not a single graduate ever went on to do anything worthwhile from that class? Wow.
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Those poor kids were screwed from the start, weren’t they? |