Whenever a character in television or film get caught doing something untoward, they usually have an explanation as to why whatever they are doing is perfectly reasonable.
Unfortunately, when we actual flesh-and-blood humans try to do the same thing, we are slapped with a court order to stay away from a certain sixteen year old boy who has the torso of Ryan Gosling (not that I'm speaking from experience or anything).
It's kind of disappointing that my fantasy life and real life can never mix (and by the way, that teen boy looked over eighteen so it's not my fault).
Oh, here's a Supercut of various actors saying "I Can Explain".
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