Look, I am totally for smart, creative people like artist Anouk Wipprecht to design amazing fashions that will stun and amaze an audience, but I think that perhaps marrying two distinctly different species like spiders and robots might just be our undoing and could lead to a world where I am perpetually hiding in my basement with a can of raid and a doomsday device of some kind.
Perhaps it was because as a small, impressionable kid I was forced to watch Kingdom of the Spiders by my emotionally scarring parents (and yes, at three, this was my first introduction to William Shatner) that I have learned to loathe the arachnids that share our planet, but in recent years that arachnophobia has been replaced by a shattering Automatonophobia (fear of robots) that leaves me shaken to my core (thanks Robopocalypse).
And now someone has gone ahead and made a robot spider dress that will certainly kill us all.
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