Does it really take over four writers to craft a sequel to the classic Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Remove the 3D.
Weigh it not in your calculations.
Is a literary quartet necessary to weave a tale about a guy in a leather mask carving up young people with a chain saw?
Let’s experiment and do the beats ourselves.
• Good-looking young people arrive at scary place.
• Disregard warnings.
• Titillating nudity.
• Murder One.
• Panic.
• Murders two through 16.
• Flight.
• Desperate Defense.
• Only survivor prevails against menace.
• Sequel teased.
NOW toss in 3D and pat yourself on the back.
In less time than it takes the government to spend 5 billion dollars we’ve outlined a journeyman piece of cinema.
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