Back when Windows 95 came out, the program had various "tips" that allowed you to use the operating system to its fullest potential.
However, I don't seem to recall them being so menacing as the ones below.
Although, to be honest, at the time I was taking a lot of drugs and had Adam Ant's album Wonderful on permanent rotation so I might not have noticed them...hmmm.
Source: Windows 95 Tips
