Attention Snack Food Lovers,
After 80 years of bringing non-biodegradable food stuffs (Twinkies, Wonder Bread, Ho-Hos, etc) to the masses, Hostess will shut it doors forever due to bankruptcy.
And you know what that means...
YOU NEED TO STOCKPILE SHIT NOW BITCHES!
(Note: Must buy ALL of the Apple Pies)
Oh sweet baked goods filled with chemicals and random insect parts, I will miss you so. With your chocolate-flavoring (not actual chocolate) you made becoming chubby rather easy to achieve and provided much needed companionship on those dark nights of shame-eating in my closet.
I will miss your shiny brown plastic food coverings and your slightly metallic-tasting cream filling.
Rest in Peace.
