You know when you get one of those holiday party invites and it says "Cocktail Attire" on it and you're wondering what the hell that means, so you show up in a Goodwill suit and a Superman t-shirt thinking that perhaps you have bridged whatever fashion bridge "Cocktail Attire" spans, only to realize you were sorely mistaken?
No?
Well pardon me Mr/Mrs Fashionista but some of us have better things to do then try to look good at a party that will end in tears and shame.
Anyway, maybe next time you have to dress up for a party you should think about sliding your moist, slightly porkish body into a Bacon Suit.
With it's classic cut and reddish-pink color combo, you'll look smashing at any function.
And, I do believe it will work for a "Black-tie Optional" soiree as well.
Source: Geek Alerts
