I have to admit that I am extremely excited by all the flavored candy canes out on the market today (I wet myself when I discovered Swedish Fish-flavor), but now we have the holy communion of gluttony all smashed into candy cane form, the Cinnabon Cinnamon Roll.
Oh sweet, lovely, jizz-covered sweetened bread, how you call to me at every mall that I accidentally wander into. I can drown my sorrows in your innards of pharmaceutical-grade sugar and cinnamon and come away feeling suicidal and worthless.
Why, it's like spending the holidays with my family.
And now, thanks to your holidy shape, we can.
If you need me, I'll be in a corner sucking on cinnamon-roll candy cane crying.
Source: Incredible Things
