Having never experienced the power of Virgin Boy Urine Soaked Eggs from China, I can only take the word of those who regularly partake in this Springtime delicacy that the rejuvenating power of boy pee eggs can make you feel stronger and healthier.
If I had known that underage boys produced such remarkable waste products, then perhaps I would have chosen an alternate medicinal route for my back problems other than having my nerves burned off my spine and debilitating pain.
Although, now that I think about it, there would be the issue of having to explain to various law officials why I have a stable of young boys in my basement being force-fed water from a garden hose, so maybe my supply of painkillers and bed rest is the better solution.
Source: Obvious Winner
