Lana is haunted by what appears to be the ghost of a childhood friend that died in a tragic accident.Seriously, can this chick have any more drama in her life?
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1. So not only is Lana always at the Talon, but she seems to be the only person who works there at all times. Guess nearly being gang raped the last time she was alone didn't make her wary. At least she’s a trained ninja now.
2. As a parent I feel it’s my duty to make sure my daughter isn’t as creepy as every little girl in every horror movie known to man. Oh, and no weird talking porcelain dolls. Woody and Buzz are enough.
3. Ah, it’s been some time since Clark engaged in a little trespassing and breaking and entering. All right, so two episodes, but this time he brought Lana along for the crimes.
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"Lana, why are little kids inherently scary?" |
1. Emily’s appearances and scenes are actually really well done, bringing back that X-Files vibe. She’s a creepy little bugger.
2. Lionel totally snakes control of the Kawachi Caves away from right under Lex’s nose. Don’t you’re your eye off the ball, Lex, because Papa’s got a nasty slider.
3. Lana almost gets killed by psycho girl, who does what we’ve all wanted to for over a year—she pushes her off a bridge. Well played, crazy Emily.
The WTF?!2. Lionel totally snakes control of the Kawachi Caves away from right under Lex’s nose. Don’t you’re your eye off the ball, Lex, because Papa’s got a nasty slider.
3. Lana almost gets killed by psycho girl, who does what we’ve all wanted to for over a year—she pushes her off a bridge. Well played, crazy Emily.
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“OK, good news is Emily’s not a ghost. Bad news is she’s a sociopathic clone powered by Kryptonite. Win some, lose some.” |
1. Lana goes up to Emily’s dad to tell him she’s seen her ghost and expects he’ll take it well. Even if he is the janitor from Scrubs, he ain’t gonna laugh. Oh, and surprise, surprise—it’s Lana’s fault Emily died. Big shock.
2. The sheriff is out searching for Emily. This is the same sheriff who can’t track down a regular stalker in a town of like nine people, and she’s in charge of finding a sociopath with superpowers? Let me know how that works out for you, Sheriff Adams…
3. Actually, Emily never does get found and yet no one seems to care as she’s never mentioned again. Put another “to do” box in the Smallville cold case column.
2. The sheriff is out searching for Emily. This is the same sheriff who can’t track down a regular stalker in a town of like nine people, and she’s in charge of finding a sociopath with superpowers? Let me know how that works out for you, Sheriff Adams…
3. Actually, Emily never does get found and yet no one seems to care as she’s never mentioned again. Put another “to do” box in the Smallville cold case column.
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“This crap never happens on Scrubs or The Middle…” |
