Look, I get that people are all a quiver about fictional characters putting their mouths in places that one is supposed to keep covered, but are we really going to start publishing cookbooks about sexing up God's favorite meat product?
Well, I guess we are.
From what I gather, 50 Shades of Bacon features 62 pages of pictures and recipes that requires the tasty back fat to strip down to its underoos and subject itself to the sexual whims of mac-n-cheese and deviled eggs (which will somehow culminate in a delicious meat-food that will purportedly make you orgasmic).
Now, I don't know what the aphrodisiac properties of pasta shells are but I'm pretty sure that putting it in the section "Afternoon Delight" will not make me peel off my sweatpants and rub it over my body...even if bacon is in it.
But, judging by how many people love anything with the title 50 Shades in it, I'm guessing that mom porn is gonna make an appearance at the dinner table.
Source: Red Ferret
