If I procreate and bring forth a demon spawn of my own one day, I fully expect that they will be well-versed in mid-to-late seventies punk music by the time they are four years old.
This will be imperative if they want me to feed, clothe and shelter them.
And what better way to get them interested in such music than to have them play with a wonderful amigurumi depiction of the alleged murder of Nancy Spungen by her true love Sid Vicious at the Chelsea Hotel.
The set comes with a dead Nancy laying in a pool of her own blood, a large felt knife and a very confused Sid.
Oh, the fun times to be had!
And, as a side note, if someone were to say, crochet a GG Allin amigurumi doll taking a dump on the stage, well, that would make an excellent addition to my not-yet-born child's punk rock soft toy collection.
